Fun From Another Blog

Or "Husbands Are Annoying While Pregnant With Twins"

Dave and I have been having some real, er, challenges lately. So much so that I've been sorely tempted to just pack him a bag and tell him I'll call him when the babies are born so he can come visit. Trying to make light of this feeling, I was reading my friend Jonna's blog and her husband is apparently residing in the exact same dog house mine is......so here you go. Fun from Jonna's husband, Matt:

10) Try to think of everything that you do that messes the house and stop doing it (this is pretty much everything you do)

9) Pickup anything you see laying on the floor including toys, dog crap, and your underwear and socks

8) No matter how many times you ask sex is not an option (You have already had your fun)

7) Yes your wife is hungry, why haven't you gotten her food yet

6) Yes your wife is tired, and it is acceptable if she lays down for an hour while you watch Wesley

5) No you cannot watch wrestling, hockey, basketball, or football on the bedroom T.V.

4) Do not let your wife carry any object that you can carry for her

3) Stop touching your wife (especially her boobs), she has someone kicking her cervix at all times and your touching is extremely annoying unless you are massaging something (Please reread #8 prior to massage)

2) You are always and in every way 100% wrong, the sooner you realize that the better.

1) Never, ever, ever, under any circumstance roll your eyes or sigh loudly when asked to help as this could very likely get you killed or at least severely maimed.

Read and obey husbands of the world!